Dialogues of a 3 yr old Part 5

Owen is obsessed with listening to music on my phone. He was listening to Lady Gaga's Telephone and he said, "Why's that girl mean?"
Me: I don't know
Owen: Why she doesn't want to talk anymore?

He picks up on EVERYTHING. I guess Lady Gaga is mean, and has bad manners.

Dialogues of a 3 Year Old, Part 3

I was editing of a session of a couple of senior girls on my computer. We went downtown and shot in some alleys with graffiti. Owen saw a picture of the girl standing in front of a wall with a huge bear's face growling.
Owen: What's that monster doing?
Me: That's a bear, he's growling. It's not a real bear, its a painting of a bear.
Owen: Who painted that wall?
Me: Oh, I don't know. Some man.
O: Maybe the foolish man did.

Someone had quite the fascination with the foolish man and the wise man.

I got a new dress! I brought it home and tried it on. It was just me and Owen, so he had to help me zip it up. When I stood up to check it out in front of the mirror Owen asked me, "Are you going to spin around?"


Me: You have beautiful eyes.
Owen: I'm not a girl!


Steve: You are a studmuffin.
Owen: Don't say that! That is a bad word.
(a few days later)
Steve was harrassing Owen or something...
Owen: Stupid dad! You studmuffin!
(for the record, I do NOT condone the use of Stupid, but for the sake of this I had to keep in context)

Mom, Are you ready to rock?

...is what Owen asked me last week when he got his guitar out. He loves it, he might just be my musical child!

Overheard Dialogues of a 3 year old, pt 2

(Owen was playing with his shark fruit snacks)
Owen (concerned): This shark has no friends.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. That is sad.
Owen: I ate his friends.

haha. I don't know if that comes out as funny as it was, but I was laughing out loud.